Job Satisfaction Seeker Pillows

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.

'For a nominal sum I simply pass through your offices every day to show your employees how good they have it.'

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.

"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."

"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'You don't know how much I envy you? You went into social work and I ended up in the city. You do an IMPORTANT job, people respect you, but me. What do I have?'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job complaints on road signs.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

How are you at decision making?

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Do you have any other skills?

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"I don't like your application."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Between Offices

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

In and Out Sourced.