Job Satisfaction Aficionado Pillows

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'These are job perks.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Just a little heads up!

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

'What training do I get?'

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"This one is less distracting."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"