Job Satisfaction Aficionado Pillows

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'These are job perks.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Job complaints on road signs.

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

Just a little heads up!

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

"This one is less distracting."

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."