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Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

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"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Insurance claim on Grandma

"Well done!"

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

Mobile library.

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

Blowing your nose musically.

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

Golf Cart Punctures

'Magic and culinary.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."