Graceful Mishap Enthusiasts Gifts

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

The hall of bad ideas.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

A little green monster

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"Gesundheit!"

'Bruce, your dingleberry's ringing'

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Sorry, not sorry.

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

Golf Cart Punctures

'Gesundheit, dummy!'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.