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Cake

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Life begins at 60

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Cotton candy

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

Insurance claim on Grandma

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"Well done!"

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

Blowing your nose musically.

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

'Magic and culinary.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

'It's amazing, the way we met. I had just finished reading his bumper sticker 'Let's not meet by accident' when I tail-gated him.'

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

"Now it's broken."