Halloween Horrorist Gifts

"Trick or Tweet!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I was almost that last year."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Trick or Tweet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Punkins

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.