Halloween Horrorist Prints

"Trick or Tweet!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'One eye of newt or two?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I was almost that last year."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Trick or Tweet

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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