Halloween Hustler Prints

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I was almost that last year."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Scary stuff

Trick or Tweet

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Macbeth: Take Two

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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Fancy a pint?