Halloween Hustler Pillows

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'One eye of newt or two?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I was almost that last year."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Scary stuff

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Punkins

Ghost puddle

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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