Hardcore Hustler Pillows

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

The New Business Power Suit

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Office Woman

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'I forgot my keys!'

"The commute is rough today."

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Hard Day?'

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.