Hobby Hustler Pillows

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

The Hobby Store

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

The New Business Power Suit

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Office Woman

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."