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"The commute is rough today."

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"She's been so creative lately."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"I see you've security marked your property."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

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"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

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'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

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"What?"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'