Homebody At Work Pillows

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'