Halloween Hero Gifts

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Home depot."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I was almost that last year."

"I said slime."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

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"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"