Halloween Hero Gifts

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'He likes to power nap.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'One eye of newt or two?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I was almost that last year."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Home depot."

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.