Halftime Harmonizer Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

French horn.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Didgeridoos

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Romantic Music

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'