Halftime Harmonizer Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Sinead O'Connor.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

Didgeridoos

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Romantic Music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."