Hamster Harmonizer Gifts

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Church for sports worshipers.

French horn.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Lion Choir.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Trumpet and birds

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Synchronized sitting"

'Hamster Zombies'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I traded the wheel for it."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.