Hamster Harmonizer Pillows

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

Remote work

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Lion Choir.

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'If you must know, I'm applying to become a hamster!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Hamster Zombies'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Synchronized sitting"

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I traded the wheel for it."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?