Half-time Humorist Gifts

"I'm working from home today."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Overnight Programming

The disadvantages of homeworking.

"Well, they did say half-board."

Whale Pattern Balding

Working from home.

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"I'm at the office party."

Same Sexless Marriage