Half-time Humorist Pillows

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I'm working from home today."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Dummies for Dummies.

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

A "half-life" is the time it takes for a quantity of a radioactive material to be cut in half by decay. In each successive half-life period, the quantity is halved again. Half-life length varies widely form element to element. Eating healthier is a common new year's resolution. Our data shows breaking this resolution follows a curve like those seen with nuclear decay. As of yesterday about ten percent of those who made the resolution this year are still sticking to it. We calculated the re

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

The disadvantages of homeworking.

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Working from home.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Can't it wait until halftime?'

"Well, they did say half-board."

Overnight Programming

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

Whale Pattern Balding

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Same Sexless Marriage