Stay-at-home Humorist Pillows

'Your son, running screaming from the real world, is home.'

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'The diagnosis is that I'm a sad man who is too lazy to leave the house.'

"I'm working from home today."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Happy Brithday

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Carpet Cows

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"You rang?"

Overnight Programming

"I bought this awesome wonder bra."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

The disadvantages of homeworking.

Working from home.

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Okay, I get the message."

Writer's Block

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."