Stay-at-home Humorist T-Shirts

'Your son, running screaming from the real world, is home.'

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

Geography Test Today. I don't need to learn the state capitals -- I'm a stay-at-home sort of guy.

'The diagnosis is that I'm a sad man who is too lazy to leave the house.'

"I'm working from home today."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Happy Brithday

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Carpet Cows

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"You rang?"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

Overnight Programming

The disadvantages of homeworking.

"I bought this awesome wonder bra."

Writer's Block

"Okay, I get the message."