Hairy Beast Lover Gifts

"What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Crocodile

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

LOOK BHIND U!

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"You've got a friend in me."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"Bears talk."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Talk about big feet. I'd say partee tonight."

'Well, I'm not surprised you had nightmares all winter. I told you not to read Goldilocks, just before going into hibernation.'