Never mess with someone who's having a bad hair day.
Hairdaydefender Gifts
Looking for a gift that charmingly honors those brave souls who battle bad hair days? Our Hairday Defender collection offers witty, fun, and artistic items perfect for creative spirits who love to keep their hair game strong. From humorous mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, pillows, and prints—each piece celebrates resilience and personality with a splash of fun. Discover unique gifts that bring a smile to anyone who’s faced a hair crisis with humor and style, making every hair day a little more bearable and a lot more fun.
Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."
Beware of the Dog Hair.
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'
Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers
Pasadena Playhouse War
Human Rights
Lion Toupee
The Moth Menace.
A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net
"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"
'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
"Wash and Quo"
"Humans are really the bane of tree-snakes..."
"Great stupid haircut!"
The split end is near.
'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'
Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.
'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'
"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"
"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."
"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."
An Afronaut
"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"
"I see you've had yourself lionized."
I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!
"Well, there go the gladioluses."
Hair Salon Emergency
Guarding the Safe
"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."
"Surprise me."
"You have some serious bed hair, Dear."
Hairdaydefender Gifts Collection
Hairdaydefender Mugs
Explore our collection of Hairday Defender mugs designed for creative individuals who love to start their day with humor and style—find your new favorite coffee companion.
Hairdaydefender Pillows
Discover our playful Hairday Defender pillows—adding humor and comfort to your space while celebrating the fun side of hair days.
Hairdaydefender Prints
Browse our Hairday Defender prints—artful and humorous pieces that brighten up any room and celebrate the everyday battles with hair.
Hairdaydefender T-Shirts
Check out our Hairday Defender T-shirts—witty and stylish, perfect for those who face hair days with humor and personality. Wear your resilience with pride.