Hair Daredevil Gifts

"Great stupid haircut!"

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

"Surprise me."

"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

Bad fake tan day.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"How's it look back there?"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"What's with your hair?"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Tight Rope Ski Lift