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Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Pasadena Playhouse War

Human Rights

Lion Toupee

The Moth Menace.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

"Wash and Quo"

"Humans are really the bane of tree-snakes..."

"Great stupid haircut!"

The split end is near.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"It still looks just a little too much like - I don't know - me."

"I can't believe how ridiculous I looked 10 years ago."

An Afronaut

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

"Well, there go the gladioluses."

Hair Salon Emergency

Guarding the Safe

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"Surprise me."

"You have some serious bed hair, Dear."