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'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Toupee !!'

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"I know exactly what you want."

'I have an A-level in physics. . . How difficult can it be?'

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"He's looking for a comb."

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

Frizzy hair

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'