Hair Tamers Pillows

"Just let me cut it."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Busy office.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

New Swiss Army Knife

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Dentist Training School.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

"Most projects require three hands."