Hair Tamers Pillows

"Just let me cut it."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Busy office.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Parenting Business Deals

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

New Swiss Army Knife

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Dentist Training School.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time