Hair Tamer Pillows

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

Education Guidance

Dentist Training School.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

"Most projects require three hands."

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Childhood Screen Addict

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"