Hair Tamer T-Shirts

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Crying baby

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Happy Tots Day Care.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Education Guidance

Dentist Training School.

Quiet Time

"Most projects require three hands."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Dad's home

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"