Hair-raising Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the hair-raising raconteur? Our collection features witty and whimsical items that honor master storytellers and lively narrators. Perfect for those who bring stories to life and enjoy a good chuckle. Whether they’re spinning yarns at home or sharing tall tales with friends, find a thoughtful gift that matches their spirited personality and creative flair.

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'The hair specialist is down the hall.' mockup

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

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"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..." mockup

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

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-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg! mockup

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

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Non Thought For The Day.

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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

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'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.' mockup

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

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William Tell Overture

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"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world." mockup

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?" mockup

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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Max Beerbohm

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Oscar Wilde

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'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.' mockup

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

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'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?' mockup

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

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It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

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"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military." mockup

"Tell me again about those twelve mile hikes you were on in the military."

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'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?' mockup

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

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'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

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Liar's Club fish

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Man with Sex Reviews.

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'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.' mockup

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

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'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

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"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?" mockup

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

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The less you know

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With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season. mockup

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.

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"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair."

"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair." mockup

"I can't remember the last time I ran my fingers through your hair."

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I think my diet is TOO high in fiber. mockup

I think my diet is TOO high in fiber.

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"You, sir, should be grateful to find a hair in your soup."

"You, sir, should be grateful to find a hair in your soup." mockup

"You, sir, should be grateful to find a hair in your soup."

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'I'll scream if one more person claps when I tell them how old I am.'

'I'll scream if one more person claps when I tell them how old I am.' mockup

'I'll scream if one more person claps when I tell them how old I am.'

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'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'

'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'

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The Elephant Man makes his move.

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'I've got a suit for every day of the year - this is it.'

'I've got a suit for every day of the year - this is it.' mockup

'I've got a suit for every day of the year - this is it.'

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"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!" mockup

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"

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Hair-raising Raconteur Gifts Collection

Hair-raising Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the creative raconteur—perfect for morning brews and storytelling sessions.

Hair-raising Raconteur Pillows

Find humorous and inspiring pillows for story lovers—bring personality and comfort to any space.

Hair-raising Raconteur Prints

Browse our collection of art prints celebrating storytelling and creativity—great for inspiring any raconteur.

Hair-raising Raconteur T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the lively spirit of storytellers—ideal for casual wear and sharing a laugh.