Flirtatious Raconteur Gifts

The Elephant Man makes his move.

Man with Sex Reviews.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

William Tell Overture

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Max Beerbohm

Oscar Wilde

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"Do you play?"

Nice For His Boots!

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

Liar's Club fish

R.A. is a nympho.

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

"God, you're hot-blooded!"