Flirtatious Raconteur Gifts

The Elephant Man makes his move.

Man with Sex Reviews.

'Let me take you away from all this — I know a much better bar across the street.'

William Tell Overture

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Max Beerbohm

Oscar Wilde

"You know, my mother always used to kiss it to make it better!"

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Nice For His Boots!

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

"Do you play?"

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

R.A. is a nympho.

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

Liar's Club fish

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"It's working Floyd, she's watching you!"

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.