Hair Dye Humorist Gifts

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Open up the Shops!

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

The Knitwit...

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."