Gynecology Specialist Gifts

Dr. Bill Jones At Your Cervix

"We've made great progress!"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

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"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

How I met your mother

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Desert Dermatologist

Medical Examinations.

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.