Gynaecologists Gifts

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

"We've made great progress!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Jungle Stores.