Gynaecologists Gifts

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

"We've made great progress!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Funky Facts: Monkeys.