Gynecology Gifts

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"We've made great progress!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Bench Press Accident

"It's true: no more burpees."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'