Gynecology Gifts

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We've made great progress!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.