Gun Show Goer Gifts

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'