Auto Show Goer Gifts

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"What old school? This is my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Nice park. . .

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Nice smile.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."