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'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Cornucopia of guns

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."