Gun Range Goer Gifts

"I'm using a silencer!"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'