Guilt Reliever Gifts

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

Will assuage guilt for money.

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

'I have not been able to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I'll give you £200. If I still can't sleep, I will send you the rest.'

Man on diet fealing guilty

"You broke the window, huh?"

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

Guilt-relief olde grain cereal.

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.