Guilt Expert Gifts

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Will assuage guilt for money.

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

'I have not been able to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I'll give you £200. If I still can't sleep, I will send you the rest.'

Man on diet fealing guilty

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

"You broke the window, huh?"

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

"Man! I hate to think of what the collective guilt adds up to around here!"

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.