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'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

Will assuage guilt for money.

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

"Who broke my St. Pius figurine?"

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

'I have not been able to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I'll give you £200. If I still can't sleep, I will send you the rest.'

Man on diet fealing guilty

"You broke the window, huh?"

"Wow - I didn't know you could put that much guilt into one sentence."

"This fish has forced me to confront all the things I did wrong with my last fish."

Guilt-relief olde grain cereal.

Your conscience dropped by, again without an appointment.