Guilt Giggler Gifts

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

A Grumble Bee

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Confession Ratings.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"