Guilt Navigator Gifts

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

"Tour de Frank"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"He's in a critical condition"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

Will assuage guilt for money.

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"I'm from the agency. . ."

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

Yingluck Shinawatra - first female prime minister in Thailand

Looking For God

'Last week my husband thought he was dying. This week he will know he was.'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"This is a very nice sympathy card for when your mother dies."

"I suffer from depression since my wife died."

What would Al do?

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"