Guilt Trip Enthusiast Gifts

Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Rodeos

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Why couldn't your father have a normal midlife crisis, buy a convertible, or even have an affair with some young bimbo?'

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

My Gay Son Never Calls

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Introducing...Superegoman!

'Then there's the thrill of the chase. You'll never get that with soybeans.'

Scuba Skater

'Crisis'

Will assuage guilt for money.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

Living on the Wildside 2

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

"I think he said he is our guide."