Guilt Trip Explorer Gifts

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

My Gay Son Never Calls

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

Will assuage guilt for money.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'What do you think it tastes like?'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

All you can eat buffet!

"You're still with me every day, Mom. Please stop."

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

'Come on - cry, this is meant to be the saddest day of your life.'

"Your funeral program. Y'know . . . for whenever."

"You can see my childhood here."