Guilt Trip Explorer Gifts

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I'm a monster."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'Just stop listening to Public Broadcasting, and your guilt complex should clear right up!'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Will assuage guilt for money.

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'What do you think it tastes like?'

All you can eat buffet!

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"Do you really need a resource-sucking, ozone-depleting, planet-killing bag?"

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"You're still with me every day, Mom. Please stop."

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

'Every time I come here, it ends up a guilt trip.'

'Come on - cry, this is meant to be the saddest day of your life.'

"Your funeral program. Y'know . . . for whenever."

"Okay, I feel guilty...you're reading and I'm watching TV."

"You can see my childhood here."