Grumpy Wisdom Seeker Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with your grumpy wisdom seeker? Explore our collection of products that capture their sharp wit, subtle sarcasm, and wise outlook on life. Whether they’re a seasoned sage or just a lover of clever humor, these items make a thoughtful gift for anyone who embraces their grumpy side with a hint of wisdom and a lot of personality.

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'Growing old is like being continually punished for a crime you never committed...'

'Growing old is like being continually punished for a crime you never committed...' mockup

'Growing old is like being continually punished for a crime you never committed...'

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"Feel free to take notes."

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.' mockup

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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'Do you think that's wise?'

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on... mockup

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls" mockup

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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'You must heal yourself.'

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Beyond the known and the unknown. mockup

Beyond the known and the unknown.

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?" mockup

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.' mockup

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle." mockup

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

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"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair." mockup

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?" mockup

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.' mockup

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

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'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.' mockup

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down." mockup

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

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"Really? a frikkin' math question?" mockup

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

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Grumpy Wisdom Seeker Gifts Collection

Grumpy Wisdom Seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the grumpy wisdom seeker. Find the perfect witty or wise design to start their day with a smile or a sigh.

Grumpy Wisdom Seeker Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that celebrates their grumpy wisdom. Comfy, funny, and full of character, these pillows add humor and style to any space.

Grumpy Wisdom Seeker Prints

Decorate their surroundings with prints that showcase their wise and grumpy side. Clever designs and artistic flair make these prints a perfect gift for their personal space.

Grumpy Wisdom Seeker T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for the grumpy wisdom seeker. Clever slogans and fun designs make these tees a great way to wear their personality with pride.