Grub Gladiator Gifts

Grub-skewer sandals.

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

Boy defends his last fry.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Human males marking territory.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Pizza Fencing

Return Of The Flu.

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.