Grub Gladiator Pillows

Prize vegetables.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Human males marking territory.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Pizza Fencing

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Return Of The Flu.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'